It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Lurking on the @TODAYshow set while folks talk about the new Royal baby. I’ll be on soon! https://t.co/qMgkZ2hLem

Lurking on the @TODAYshow set while folks talk about the new Royal baby. I’ll be on soon! https://t.co/qMgkZ2hLem

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About to wade into the stream. Join me at https://t.co/C5KAzFaBju https://t.co/p3T6M3sMih

Rabbit Rabbit! https://t.co/urTkspFvWM

“MOVE!” she muttered. https://t.co/WiGudtDdip