KevinSmith (ThatKevinSmith)

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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Happy #NationalPretzelDay! Share some with a friend. Or a foe. They’re exquisite. https://t.co/bh8Rb5W7bj

KevinSmith (ThatKevinSmith)

Happy #NationalPretzelDay! Share some with a friend. Or a foe. They’re exquisite. https://t.co/bh8Rb5W7bj

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