KevinSmith (ThatKevinSmith)

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

CAP: You got heart, kid. Where you from? SPIDEY: Queens. CAP: (smiles) Brooklyn. I love @CaptainAmerica #CivilWar https://t.co/ZeUmlS0Yru

CAP: You got heart, kid. Where you from? SPIDEY: Queens. CAP: (smiles) Brooklyn. I love @CaptainAmerica #CivilWar https://t.co/ZeUmlS0Yru

KevinSmith (ThatKevinSmith)

CAP: You got heart, kid. Where you from? SPIDEY: Queens. CAP: (smiles) Brooklyn. I love @CaptainAmerica #CivilWar https://t.co/ZeUmlS0Yru

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