It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Boned by @AirCanada, I'm cramming my fat ass into a seat on @SouthwestAir so I can talk to 1000 in #DENTON at 8:30! https://t.co/Ks1DRMDzq1

Boned by @AirCanada, I'm cramming my fat ass into a seat on @SouthwestAir so I can talk to 1000 in #DENTON at 8:30! https://t.co/Ks1DRMDzq1

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About to wade into the stream. Join me at https://t.co/C5KAzFaBju https://t.co/p3T6M3sMih

Rabbit Rabbit! https://t.co/urTkspFvWM

“MOVE!” she muttered. https://t.co/WiGudtDdip